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Bananas, Bullies and the Bible – you can’t start in the middle

February 6, 2012 by Bo Sanders 22 Comments

by Bo Sanders

Let me say upfront what I’m going to end with and then build from there:

You can’t verbalize the way things are – which is a result of the way things have been – as proof that this is how it should always be. 

Creation ‘expert’ Ray Comfort famously made a fool of himself by producing a video with Kirk Cameron where he praised the glories of the (modern) banana as evidence of God’s grand design and love for human beings. You can watch the video here – it is a hoot. There is only one problem. Comfort was highlighting many of the adaptations and ‘improvements’ that were results of human modification through deliberate cultivation.

This the problem starting in the middle. You can’t just walk into the way things are, assume the status quo and then make a case for it. *

This is not an isolated school of thought. I was camping in a national park with a long time friend who lives in and loves his ‘red’ state. We were hiking out and enjoying the beauty when he began to tell me about how ridiculous the environmentalists are and how stupid it is to put all these regulations on industry – we are handcuffing these innovators who create jobs for people. His evidence was to point to the trees around us and say “look at all of this amazing space – what are they so worried about? I don’t see why we need to have all these regulations and get so upset at industry.”

I pointed out that if somebody 100 years earlier had not had the foresight to preserve this land, the timber industry would own all this land and would have harvested all these trees. It would look nothing like it did and we would not be walking or hiking there. He had literally never thought about that.

You can’t start in the middle and ignore how things came to be – then present it as evidence of how they should always be! 

Then this week John Piper comes out and says In the Old Testament God was a King not a queen – Jesus was man not a women – and he picked men, not women, to deny him, betray him, doubt him and abandon him.

I may have tweaked that last part a little bit… but you catch my drift.

It would be like walking into a grocery store, seeing a steak wrapped in saran wrap on a Styrofoam platter and beginning to articulate how perfectly the  steak was designed for your grill – how the saran wrap crumples in your hand for ease of disposal in the waste basket – how the steak is the same dimensions in thickness from side to side for consistent grilling. Clearly God designed this steak to go on your grill and for your enjoyment!!

This is the danger of starting in the middle.

Piper’s view of God is Comforts view of the banana and my buddy’s view of the national park: completely ignorant and disconnected from the narrative & trajectory that lead to it.

and here is where it gets serious: this is a consequence of privilege. I would love to ascribe it to some classicist view of god or an a-historical understanding of theology. It might be from those two things as well, but it is a consequence of privilege and the blind spot that results from it.

If you don’t account for socialization in things like gender – and instead argue for orginal design … if you don’t give validity to things like constructions and conditioning then you look at how society has been as evidence of how it should be.

 Like Ray Comfort and his banana, John Piper ends up making the opposite point than he wanted to! Comfort intended to exalt the original design but instead highlighted human cultivation, influence and adaption. Piper desired to show how God has made us but instead showed how we have made God. 

 

I believe in Jesus. But Jesus doesn’t make Piper’s point. Quite the contrary – Jesus shows us a different way to be a human by challenging the as-is structures of society, and changing the rules of who belongs and who gets to participate in what.

Did Jesus finish the job? No.
Did Jesus shirk every convention of his day? No.
Did Jesus establish a precedent and set us on trajectory towards liberation and equality for all? Yes.

 

If you are looking for a good read, I suggest Elizabeth Johnson’s She Who Is – you can listen to one of our interviews with her [here] 

 

* I don’t have time here to get into the problem of a young earth, ignoring emergence thought or a having a magical ex nihilo God creating out of nothing. 

 

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stopbiblebullies
stopbiblebullies 5pts

Great site. Most people posting would enjoy Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong. Now on Amazon as a trade paperback and on many sites as an e-book in all formats.

Bo Sanders
Bo Sanders 5pts

Here is a thought “If oxen and horses and lions had hands and were able to draw with their hands and do the same things as men, horses would draw the shapes of gods to look like horses and oxen would draw them to look like oxen, and each would make the gods bodies have the same shape as they themselves had.” ? Xenophanes its as if he is commenting on John Piper.

Bo Sanders
Bo Sanders 5pts

Rob, I have 3 thoughts: 1) that certainly is what I am trying to do in my work. I attempt to examine the eternal currents that run through our man-made structures and constructions. 2) Saying that god has given christianity a masculine feel is like saying that God has given America a capitalist feel. It is no different. It is just blindness to start in the middle and then say 'this is how God made it'. 3) I don't think that there is anything good that can come out of some of this stuff from Piper or Driscoll for one simple reason : motive. IF there was any-sort of an engagement with contemporary knowledge, historical developments or modern science AND THEN someone wanted to remain where they were .... that is one thing. BUT if all of that is either dismissed and/or discounted because of an apriori lens/commitment IN ORDER to remain with the status quo - then it is just unusable for a thinking person. -Bo what do you think about it all?

Rob
Rob 5pts

Thanks for the explanation. Really loved your steak analogy. it will certainly cause me to pause in the future as I try to assess what IS. I agree that it i unwise to describe Christianity as having a masculine feel for the reasons you have expressed. I do, however, believe that there is a godly way to express masculinity in various contexts, and that even when expressed wrongly (war, soccer hooliganism, etc.), there is something eternal going on under the surface. It's the difference between telling little Jimmy, "Don't be aggressive!" and "That's not what your strength is for." Regarding whether or not anything good can come from the conversation(s) that Driscoll and Piper are having: I think I've just agreed to understand that these guys are incredibly smart, historically informed, well-read and talented within their school(s) of thought. I'm trying to develop a freedom to utilize what is helpful and let go of what is not. For instance - in sermon 1 of Driscoll's marriage series (which is understandably generating a lot of debate), he repents of having been a chauvinist in year's past. I'm encouraged by the mellowing effect of time is having on guys like him. He goes on to say some pretty helpful things and some things that I don't find so helpful, but grace and peace to him anyway. Anyway, thanks for addressing these specific issues. They are important in my current line of work!

Rob
Rob 5pts

Love to hear a discussion about the eternal currents running through societal constructs. How do we find the spiritual realities behind these earthly shadows? What is "true" about what Piper said? If he were being a bit more thoughtful, would there be a way for us to discern what his true heart is trying to communicate here?

Kenneth Ethan Frantz
Kenneth Ethan Frantz 5pts

The banana video was too difficult to watch. I couldn't finish it.

Bo Sanders
Bo Sanders 5pts

@ Kenneth somehow that KISS exhortation to 'keep it simple stupid' doesn't seem quite appropriate on this one

Headless Unicorn Guy
Headless Unicorn Guy 5pts

P.S. Comfort's demonstration of how God designed the banana to fit the human mouth is right up there with the Unintentional Gay/Slashfic Setups of all time.

Headless Unicorn Guy
Headless Unicorn Guy 5pts

It’s like how a lot of evangelicals view the Bible. Judging by the way they talk about the Bible, they start with the 66 books hand-picked by the Council to be published into one book... -- Travis Mamone No, they talk about the Bible like the 66 books were dictated word-for-word by God. How does this differ from the origin story of the Koran except God dictated it in Kynge Jaymes Englyshe instead of Meccan Arabic? I thought of Victorian England and the nobility’s sense of entitlement as being god-ordained – looking at a human institution and retrojecting it back into God’s order of creation. -- Tom Eggebein "The Victorians thought that history ended well -- because it ended with the Victorians." -- G.K.Chesterton (a Victorian himself)

Hj
Hj 5pts

Thank you, I thought something similar, but you articulate it clearly!

Mike Wood
Mike Wood 5pts

"You can’t verbalize the way things are – which is a result of the way things have been – as proof that this is how it should always be." <-- I suppose (as has been demonstrated in history) you can... if you want to be a bully (have power, control & dominate people, etc) :-)

Tom Eggebeen
Tom Eggebeen 5pts

Thanks for this post - excellent insights into how Piper's mind works. I thought of Victorian England and the nobility's sense of entitlement as being god-ordained - looking at a human institution and retrojecting it back into God's order of creation. Hence, btw, the nobility's resistance to Darwin's notion that nature changes, and that society might change as well. And with the nobility, stood much of the Church of England.

tad delay
tad delay 5pts

Tea Party Jesus does John Piper: http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/post/17096189999

Lauren Burton
Lauren Burton 5pts

This reminds me of the movie Saved!, a film in which a girl gets pregnant at an evangelical Christian school. There is a conversation that takes place between a teenage boy in a wheelchair, who was found by his sister after hurting his back falling out of a tree, and the only Jewish student at the school--who only attends the institution because she has been expelled from the others. The girl says, "So, your sister found you after the accident?" and the boy replies, "Yeah, she calls it "God's Miracle that Saved My Life." The girl laughs for a moment, and says point-blank, "Wouldn't the real miracle be you not falling out of the tree in the first place?"

Bo Sanders
Bo Sanders 5pts

It funny that you would bring that up. On the one hand, your are entirely correct to include that as another example of not knowing where something comes from and just 'starting'. but I also want to make clear that as an evangelical, I have no interest in adding to or taking away books from the canon. I like the 66 that we have. I just want to interact with them better ;) -Bo

Travis Mamone
Travis Mamone 5pts

It's like how a lot of evangelicals view the Bible. Judging by the way they talk about the Bible, they start with the 66 books hand-picked by the Council to be published into one book, without any regard for all of the other holy scriptures used throughout history (Apocrypha, anyone?).

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