I thought that the first Crazy Texan Monday for the new year should contain in it a couple of resolutions…some Crazy Texan resolutions
For my first resolution, I will try to find myself a virtual reality suit for this coming year (see 1:57 of this video).
For my second resolution, I will try to publicly agree more with both Bushes, or Cheney at this point (see 3:15 of this video)
As for my third, I resolve to refrain from selling my self to mass culture, losing my autonomy in a process of reverse psycho-analysis (see 4:59 of this video).
Those are my Crazy Texan resolutions this year. Let me know if you have any in the comments below.

