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Bible in 5 Statments (Using 80s Movies)

December 16, 2009 by Deacon Hall 5 Comments

So, here’s the thing.  I’m kinda new to this stuff on the ‘Internet.’  I’m actually kinda like the new kid in school.  Nobody really knows anything about me, so I don’t really get picked for many teams; and I don’t know anyone else, so I can’t really ask anyone to hang out.  Well, consider this ‘meme’ me playing basketball by myself at the other end of the playground.

That said, Chad, I’ll one up you.  Here’s the Bible in 5 statements using the previously seen formula through 80s movies.  Don’t believe me? Check here .  I cheated a little on one; but, you know, articles and prepositions are real words only when you need them to be.

1.  Wizard of Speed and Time

2.  The Empire Strikes Back

3.  A Certain Sacrifice

4.  18 Again!

5.  Communion

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Jo Ann W. Goodson

Tripp, I have been pondering ever since you posted this on FaceBook. Today as I was waking up some phrases came into my mind. I jumped out of bed and got a pencil and pad. This is not in the format that you are asking for. However, I wanted to share what came to mind. Wish I could take these phrases and write a poem, which I love but cannot do, or else find some "secular" songs that would elaborate on my themes. 1. God is creating; humanity is born 2. Humanity takes over / given control? 3. Humanity gets it wrong 4. God comes to awaken humanity 5. Everlasting union with God I challenge anyone who agrees or does not agree to find some "popular" songs or write a poem to express my thoughts. If something more comes to me I will share with everyone.

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Deacon Hall

Please do!

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Jo Ann W. Goodson

As I do not remember the 80's movies this makes little sense to me but I love the concept and the challenge. If I think of something I will share later maybe with my own. This could be a lot of fun. Thanks !!!

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Deacon Hall

You know, I'd really like to see someone try to pull one of these off using lines from either of the two recent Transformers movies.

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Chad Crawford

Yes! We need more themed Bible-in-5-Statments responses. Brilliant!

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