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God Hates Shrimp!

January 23, 2009 by Chad Crawford 1 Comment

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Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

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Ryan

This is so old, yet so funny still! Well, in a sad way its funny, since this is a mockery of the Westboro Baptist Church, and we all know nothing is funny about them.

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